There's a German poem called Die Lorelei that pretty much sums this up. Although you upped the awesome factor with the hologram-projecting octo-cyclops that hangs out in a whirlpool in the middle of the volcanic Kuril Island chain. Not sure how that'd translate into Deutsch - we should ask Julian.
Thanks for the seal of approval, joj'!Kyle, you leave some of the best comments. Seriously.
I like this vi! DO MORE!
this is fantastic.